Hahaha this cannot be real.
Cutest storyteller ever.
(Source: ralphabetsoup, via jerlynn)
I wish my wife could understand this…
(via notgalifianakis)
Teachings that defy reason defy reality; what defies reality defies life. Defying life is embracing deathe.
—Richard Rahl
(Source: thetaleofoneman, via angeewangee)
Someone once said you are what you eat. I would like to call this a false statement. For the past year i have been eating: Eagles, Monkeys, ants, and bats. I can not fly! I can not eat with my feet! I cannot lift 50 times my weight! AND I have not developed super sonic hearing! A LIE!!!!
—MICHAEL ESCH
(Source: thetaleofoneman)
(Source: thetaleofoneman, via bermejofied)
“When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives”
-Ned Stark Game of Thrones
